I don't wish bad things on good people, and I don't like to wish bad things on bad people. But today? I'm pretty sure that Moon Sand was invented by Satan himself. Putting ages 3 and up on the box only prompts people to buy it as a gift. THIS IS NOT A GOOD GIFT FOR 3 YEAR OLDS!!! (or 4 year olds)
So today, to the man who invented Moon Sand, I hope a bird mistakes your unprotected head for a car windshield. Now if you'll excuse me, I have mountains of sand to finish cleaning out of my dining room.